HALT! Do you have sensory issues? Overwhelmed by sound in a messy environment? Desperately wanting to write that essay/fanfiction but your ADHD is getting on the way? In need of atmospheric sound for your tabletop game??

Please let me introduce you to MyNoise.net - a lifesaver on all aspects.

Mynoise provides an incredible index of noise machine generators with personalizing sliders to suit your every taste.
Missing the sound of a lively coffee shop during the pandemic? They have that. That specific, calming noise of a public park in a peaceful afternoon? they have that. Rain sounds? City sounds? Want to fuck around and listen to some uninterrupted Gregorian chants? They have that also!
According to the website:
"myNoise generators cover the whole audible frequency range, from 20Hz to 20kHz, over 10 color-coded sliders. Through a simple but accurate calibration process, all myNoise generators can be shaped to your personal hearing thresholds and compensate for your audio equipment and listening environment deficiencies, including the presence and nature of background noise. Calibration is unique to this website, and makes calibrated noise machines stand out from regular white noise machines. During the calibration process, we are able to measure your personal hearing levels, and adapt our noises accordingly. If you are suffering from age-related hearing, you'll be surprised to hear frequencies you thought were lost."
And that's not all. When I say 'incredible' I really mean it; I've found myself using the website on multiple occasions, for work, creative and stress-related issues, and the variety of machines provided cannot be overstated. You've got animal noises, nature soundscapes, street sounds, meditation aids, melody-based lullabies, magical soundscapes, medieval ambiance, situation specific sounds, white noise generators-- and a lot more!!! They even have noise to block out IRL sounds you don't want to hear.
Just take a brief look at what the index page provides:



There's something for EVERYONE. And it's all for free! It's been for free for years, and it is the creator's wish that it remains accessible to everyone who might need this kind of aid in life. I am using it to write this post right now. Though if you read some of the above index, you may have noticed that the support for the website has been very low lately.
Which brings me to the reason I'm making this post. Mynoise is curated and maintained by a single person:




Please check out the Mynoise Index for yourself, donate if you can, and tell your friends who might be interested ā”
MyNoise is one of my favorite things – I’ve been using them for years. Definitely check it out!
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So, uhhh.. Good Omens 2, eh? Sweet. I’m down. Can they kiss this time? Please, Neil. Just a lil smooch.
Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, I’m continuing to rewrite and revise my angel book where they do WAY more than kiss and offer bumbling attempts at expressing their love through acts of service.
Make no mistake, my MCs are also M4M, Moron for Moron, but they do talk about their feelings and they do fuck.
Not much to share other than that, I’m afraid.
Probably not gonna do the monster love anthology thing because realistically… I’m just gonna be working on this book for a WHILE
I feel like book piracy has become so normalized now and its honestly so ugly and disappointing. Like I totally understand that some people in other countries have straight up no library access but for people in the US/UK?? saying that pubs are their 'free trial' without even trying to use a library??? I truly think younger readers using them don't realize how badly it could fuck an author over
i think book piracy comes down to people not understanding the differences between the film industry and the book industry. i don’t fully understand the film industry bc it’s not my focus, but i do know that pirating movies or shows is not going to directly impact the actors and/or the little people behind the movie or show. (if someone wants to elaborate on how, please do! i’m not really sure.)
however, pirating books is going to directly impact authors, not publishers or CEOs or any other bigwigs. an author is paid thus: they sign a contract for a certain amount of money, say, $100,000 for a two-book deal. that means that each book will be (technically) worth $50,000. depending on the contract, a check will be written for $25,000 upon the author turning in the version of the manuscript that the editor bought. that check will go to the author’s agent, who will take their 15% commission, which will be $3,750. then, the agent will send the remaining $21,250 to the author, minus taxes. with that same scenario, a check with the remaining $25,000 will be written upon the author turning in the final copy of the manuscript, aka the version that will go to the printer, and the process repeats (the check is sent to the agent, the agent takes their 15%, the author gets the remaining $21,250, minus taxes).
that’s not where this story ends, though: in every contract is a thorough section detailing royalties, aka how much the author will receive per sale of a copy of their book in the book’s entire lifespan. if an agent is good, this will be one of their most important areas they focus on during negotiations. it’s imperative that people know that royalties can make or break an author’s career. it’s better to have larger royalties than a larger advance, bc an advance is only once, whereas royalties will continue as long as the book continues to sell (hardcover, paperback, audiobook, ebook, etc). the higher the author’s advance, the more pressure there is for the author to break even, aka for the author to make back the $50,000 spent on that first book. in a worst case scenario, if an author doesn’t earn back their advance (a big turn of phrase in publishing), they could have book 2 canceled, or they could possibly never be able to sell another book to a publisher again due to a poor sales record. in that case, it’s likely the author will have to re-debut under a pen name so the publisher backing them can treat them like a debut author. or, you’ll see an author’s first printings tank between book 1 and 2 or book 2 and 3 etc etc. for instance, Enchantee by Gita Trelease had a first hardcover printing of 175,000 copies (which is big for a debut!), while book 2 of that series, Everything That Burns, has a first hardcover printing of 75,000 copies. now, i can’t see the sales numbers, but it seems likely a lack of sales is the culprit here.
so when people say that pirating books will directly influence whether or not your favorite author gets to publish more books, they really mean it. it won’t affect the publisher (who has massive protections in place) nearly as much as it will affect the author (who doesn’t have those same protections), and it could mean that your favorite author never gets to finish that series you love or can never publish another book again. in conclusion, don’t pirate books, kids.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
Yes I have seen the announcement and yes I DO have theories.
I wrote all these tweets and then realized this show is actually still a comedy and this… this would just be too depressing… making them relive 6,000 years of trauma and looking to her for answers she clearly doesn’t have.
So. Yeah. It’s probably Gabriel. Gabriel redemption arc, let’s do this, lmao
Hi, yes, I’m still working on this book. Some very serious and very important plot-related things are happening right now.
That’s actually true, but I’m still having a giggle about our EXTREMELY PLOT-RELATED SKINNY DIPPING SCENE lol
Calling All Monster Lovers (18+)

If I were to self-publish a collection of short stories on the theme of āmonsters and the humans who love themā later this year, is this something you would be interested in?Ā
It would probably be 3-5 short stories, almost certainly exclusively an ebook. Probably half NSFW and half SFW. Potential themes might include:
- Oh no, Iām lost in the woods, but this cryptid is very fuckable
- The alien emissary is pROBLEMATICALLY HOT AND SHE SMELLS AMAZING
- Vampires. Nuff said.
- Lonely ice fisherman falls for creepy merperson ensnared in his net
- Our Heroās Got a BAAAAD CASE of Demons Under (and in) the Bed
Iām just gauging interest at this point, but I have a few projects Iāve been working on and would like to publish them somewhere. If you know me or my work at all, I think it goes without saying that most or all of these would be queer / LGBTQIA+ af.
Thoughts?
Photo by Branimir BalogoviÄ on Unsplash
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I posted this and literally not 24 hours later this publisher I follow put out a call for subs for this exact thing.
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